I Wanna Have Abs Like Dionne Monsanto so I Went Snorkeling

I saw the recent post of Dionne on instagram and I was like, WOW ABS! I heard she is a swimmer, soย I came up with an idea.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BNiQJ3hAEZk/?taken-by=dionnemonsanto

 

I went snorkeling for 2 days in a row thinking, if I would snorkel everyday, myย abs can come a little bit closer to that of Dionne.

So yesterday was the start of I-wanna-have-abs-like-Dionne work out.

D, my snorkeling partner and I, decided to swim till the platform. The platform is a floating deck in the middle of the water, about 100 meters away from the shore, on top of approximately 6 meters deep water, where we can take some rest before heading back to the waterย again.

Soย from the shore to the platform and vice versa will beย about 200 meters. Not bad for a workout, right?

Yesterday’s swim was really ok even though the weather was a bit bad as it was cloudy. But today, the sun was smiling to us, giving my already tanned skin an even nicer tan.

Though yesterday, D complained that she got wounded on her palm. She said that two huge fish were swimming along with her and hit her palm, though I didn’t really believe her as her wound looked more like a paper cut to me.

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the fish looks like this as per D, and when we say huge, we really mean hugeย  ย  ย  ย  ย  ย  ย  ย  ย  ย  ย  ย  ย  ย  ย  ย  ย  ย  ย  ย  ย  ย  ย  ย  ย  ย  ย  image:http://saltwater.tropicalfishandaquariums.com/tangs/UnicornfishPhoto.asp

Today, as we were already halfway to the platform, I felt a sting somewhere below my rightย knee but I didn’t pay attention to it. We continued and as we reached the platform, we climbed upย to take some rest. Then I saw the wound. And the blood. I tried not to panic.

Blood + Ocean = Shark

But still, I tried not to panic for we were 100 meters away from the shore. And if I panic, D will panic 100 times more.

I tried to figure out how I got this wound and couldn’t come up with a conclusion. I know for sure I didn’t get this from the corals and until now, this is still a mystery to me.

After taking a few minutes of rest on the platform, we headed back to the water.

I felt a sting below my right kneeย as we headed back to the salt water. ย I haven’t watched The Shallows andย I guess I won’t watch it anytime whileย I’m here in the Maldives. Don’t get me wrong. Till date, no cases of shark attacks have been reported here in the Maldives as the common specie hereย is the Black Tip Reef Shark, aย harmless type. It’s just meย and not the Maldives.

Blood + Ocean = Shark

And honestly when we headed back to the water, I was shit scared.

D took the lead. I was swimming at a much slower pace because I was already tired. D was like an Energizer battery charged twice.

I was following D when I saw something on the ocean bed. A huge stingray. A huge f@^#*ng stingray.

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the stingray that I saw was just like this, lying on the ocean floor, as if waiting for its prey ย  ย  ย  ย  ย  ย  ย  ย  ย  ย  ย  ย  ย  ย  ย  ย  ย  ย  ย  ย  ย  ย  ย  ย  ย  ย  ย  ย  ย  ย  ย  ย  ย  ย  ย  ย  ย  ย  ย  ย  image:https://www.montereybayaquarium.org/animal-guide/fishes/southern-stingray

I was panicking and I was breathing very fast, my goggles started to fog. ย I told myself, the stingray won’t think I’m a food right? But I was still freaking out. Then I saw D swimming like a car running on NLEX at 4 in the morning – 150kmph (as I assumed). D was about 10ย  f@^#*ng meters away from me, leaving me with this hugeย  f@^#*ng sting ray and not to forgetย theย wound below my knee.

After swimming for my life and I was really hoping that theย hugeย  f@^#*ng sting ray didn’t follow me, I was again shit scared when I swam across a schoolย of tiny fish,ย don’t ask me what type of fish this is, I don’t have a clue.

They were peacefully swimming asย a group when I suddenly swam across them creating chaos. These tiny creatures swam all over me (maybe thinking I’m hunting them?) and they actually hurt myย skin. But what scared me the most is that it was feeding time already. Whenever I am at the beach in the afternoons, I would see these tiny creatures flying at the surface of the water (they almost looked like a smaller version of flying fish to me) as they were being chased by the huge ones.

With that in mind while I was swimming in the middle of these tiny ones, I almost had a heart attack.

And when D and Iย reached the shore, I was like,ย f@^#!

I like seeing these sea creatures from afar, not while I’m swimming especially when I don’t have a pro swimmer/diver with me.

Today’s experience was really freaking scary but I think, with a bit more exposure to these sea creatures, my fear will subside later on.

I will still snorkel, maybe after my mini trauma is gone. I still wanna have abs like Dionne though.

34 responses to “I Wanna Have Abs Like Dionne Monsanto so I Went Snorkeling”

  1. Wow, you’ll soon have the abs you desire. Anyway, I like the fish, I haven’t seen that kind of fish in my entire life

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    1. Hahaha you won’t like to have that kind of fish chasing u hahaha

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      1. Of course, I like it. Pero Sana si crush na naman mag chase sa akin hahaha

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        1. Wahahahha naisingit pa si crush

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  2. wow!the abs, I’ll have that one too!..in my dreams hahaha, maliban sa hind ako marunong magswimming, tamad ako magexercise >:)

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    1. Hanggang pangarap na lang tayo sa ganyang abs hahaha

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    angmamangenhinyero

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        angmamangenhinyero

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  9. Nag – “hi” lang naman yung sting ray. Hihi

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    1. Ayaw ko pa din hahahahah nakakanerbyos baka biglang manghabol haha…

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        1. Yun nga Madam Ji…eh kaya natatakot ako…kay bagal ko lumangoy….hahahaha

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  10. I was all smiles reading this!!! sobrang natuwa ako! maybe some crunches or sit ups would do along the shore instead of snorkeling?

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    1. Hahahahahahahaha ansipag ko kasi mag ehersisyo…gusto ko lang lumangoy eh hehehe

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  11. […] routine is very healthy though. Of course, I still wanna have abs like Dionne Monsanto, but that’s not the main reason. We swim to be fit. And I can feel it. I usually get stiff […]

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  12. […] pa pala nung nagpost ako na nagiisnorkeling ako dahil gusto ko magkaroon ng abs na katulad ng kay Dionne Monsanto.ย Pero hindi ko pa masyadong sineryoso ang languy-languyan ko […]

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