I walked in the room feeling heavy. Like the weight of the world was on my shoulders.
They were all busy. But they stopped and looked at me as soon as I stepped in.
Yes? Someone said.
Rebond, I said.
A blonde lady in green uniform and face mask came to me. She looked more like a blonde dentist to me than a hair dresser.
She led me to one of those chairs facing the mirrors. I sat. She touched my hair, gently moving the strands from right to left, like leafing through pages of a book.
This is 5kg worth of hair, she said.
It was a six-hour battle of getting soaked into chemicals and getting dried. Soaked and dried. Soaked and dried.
I walked home dizzy with slight headache from the whole chemical process.
I stepped into the weighing scale. I was 5kg less.
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The last line wasn’t real, but somehow I wish it was.
Akala ko, 5kg worth ang dumi ng hair mo kaya nung nahugasan, gumaan ka! Hahaha! 🙂
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hahahhaahahahha grabe naman. daming balakubak non 😀 maligayang pagbabalik haha
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Hahaha!
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hahahaha ayos!! ako naman nagpabigat ng hair kasi sobrang gaan hahahahaha
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ha ha ha…muntik na ngang ayawan yung buhok ko eh haha…hoy kasali ka sa sunshine award ah 😀
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ayaaaaaaan bakit ngayon ko lang nakita? hahahahaha di mo ko ininform.. lol thankyou!
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Hmp. Haha. Kala ko nagcomment ako sa post mo. Tsk.tsk. saree.
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HAHAHAHA.. thanks..:))
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5kg of hair!! Oh my!!
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ha ha ha I’ve got thick and curly hair LOL need to straighten it from time to time ha ha
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😀
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Hi aysabaw 🙂 I’ve just nominated you for the Sunshine Blogger award because you rock! please don’t feel obliged to answer, or accept, but know that you are an appreciated blogger in my circle! Have a lovely day!
https://ladyleemanila.wordpress.com/2016/04/04/the-sunshine-blogger-award/
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Thank you so much for the nomination and for letting me know that I’m appreciated. I just got an award last week though, so maybe I’ll just try to answer the questions. Thanks again 😀
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Finally, naparebond na 😀 !!!! o dapat mag post ka ng pic mo with your hair!
parang ganito:
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OMG ha ha ha…how I wish…makapagpapicture ako ng ganyan hahaha
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set mo sa timer yung cam mo ahahhaa…
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hahahahah parang wag na lang…
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hui sali ka kaya dito haha http://www.spot.ph/entertainment/artsculture/65828/lagablab-online-poetry-contest-drunken-poetry-night-a1106-20160404?ref=latest
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ahhhhh salamat, binabasa ko na… naexcite naman ako! Ano kaya isesend ko? hmmm kasi yung fave ko minsan hindi benta sa iba… hmmmm…
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oh no! kaso bukas na yung closing date *__*
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oo nga eh hahahaha isend mo yung sayo, yung “Haunted” – malakas yun
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yaiks. bawal yung napublish na eh
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iprivate mo muna.. hindi ba pwede yun? Send mo daliiiiiiiiiiiii…
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wahaahahhahahaha,,,,ikaw na lang…mas forte mo ang poetry eh haha…saka kelangan atang basahin yan nung author dun sa reading night nila…wala naman ako dyan LOL
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Kahit na, magsend ka ng proxy sa stage oh di ba, may proxy ka.. mag sesend ako, try ko lang ahehe 🙂
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hahahaha pag-iisipan ko pa. may hanggang bukas pa ko LOL. pero ikaw magpasa ka na hahaha
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nagsend na ko hehehe 🙂
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yaaaan 😀
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Babalitaan kita kung mag rerespond sila sa entry ko… Baka palakasan kasi eh 🙂
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Hahaha. Tingnan natin hihihi 😆😆😆😆😆
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Hahaha. Dami kong tawa sa last line. I wish it were true for my case as well.
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hahahahaha. sayang lang eh. yung totoo yung 5kg nasa tyan lahat haha
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5kg worth of hair. Pano nya natimbang un? hehe
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Expert na si ate hahahaha…halos sumuko sya sa buhok ko wahahahahahah
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