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Kuya! Kuya!

Wag ka nang sumiksik pa!

Hindi mo ba nakikita?

Ang tren ay puno na!

Kuya! Kuya!

Pwede ba umusod ka!

Hindi na ko makahinga

Ang sikip sikip na!

Kuya! Kuya!

Wag ka na lumapit pa

Di ako makahinga

Dahil sa iyong hininga

Kuya! Kuya!

Bawang at sibuyas, namapak ka ba?

Umulan naman kahapon,

Naligo ka ba?

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ok lang sanang sikisikan sa tren, wag lang ang sumiksik sa iyo ay….

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March 10, 2016

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39 responses to “Kuya! Kuya!”

AESANTOS

March 10, 2016 at 8:43 am

hahahahah.

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1. aysabaw
  
  March 10, 2016 at 8:43 am
  
  alam na alam mo yan! wahahaha
  
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  1. AESANTOS
    
    March 10, 2016 at 9:02 am
    
    as in! sinisipon ako kay kuya pag naamoy ko, hahahah.
    
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    1. aysabaw
      
      March 10, 2016 at 9:03 am
      
      Grabe oh nakakatrigger ng allergy yung sangsang hahaha
      
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PrincessLG

March 10, 2016 at 8:45 am

kuya kuya mahiya ka naman! HAHA 🙂 Grabe sya!

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1. aysabaw
  
  March 10, 2016 at 8:47 am
  
  ha ha ha kuya kuya! braso mo ay wag nang itaas 😀
  
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Ompong

March 10, 2016 at 8:46 am

Hahaha! May isa pa…

Kuya, kuya… Huwag po, maawa ka! Huwag mo po tigilan!

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1. aysabaw
  
  March 10, 2016 at 8:47 am
  
  ha ha ha ha ano yan ‘Koya wag po!’
  
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  1. Ompong
    
    March 10, 2016 at 8:49 am
    
    Wag po, wag po ninyo ihinto… Bwahaha! Tama na, baka i-censor mo na ako!
    
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    1. aysabaw
      
      March 10, 2016 at 8:50 am
      
      Sir O censored yung version mo ng Kuya! Wag po! ha ha ha ha baka ma MTRCB tayo LOL
      
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      1. Ompong
        
        March 10, 2016 at 8:57 am
        
        Hahaha!
        
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Jai

March 11, 2016 at 1:15 am

Ahaha kahit kaya sila Ateng ganyan din. Wala kang paglagyan. Hahaha

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1. aysabaw
  
  March 11, 2016 at 5:45 am
  
  Hahahaha..grabe nga sila
  
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Ann G.

March 11, 2016 at 7:04 am

Hahahaha! Ganitong ganito ang tumatakbo sa isip ko kapag nakasakay ako ng MRT. LOL

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1. aysabaw
  
  March 11, 2016 at 8:26 am
  
  Ha ha ha. Lalo na pag hapon na no?
  
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  1. Ann G.
    
    March 12, 2016 at 7:38 am
    
    true! tipong rush hour pa! pak!
    
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    1. aysabaw
      
      March 12, 2016 at 7:48 am
      
      Haha ang saklap lang.
      
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simplygracelyn

March 11, 2016 at 1:37 pm

Hanep! Kuya ang lakas ng loob mo, ndi ka pala naligo, Haha.

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1. aysabaw
  
  March 11, 2016 at 5:31 pm
  
  Uso yan dito eh. Walang ligo-ligo.
  
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  1. simplygracelyn
    
    March 11, 2016 at 5:36 pm
    
    Balita ko nga. Haha. Hirap pa ding maging immune kahit ganon.
    
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    1. aysabaw
      
      March 11, 2016 at 5:37 pm
      
      Haha. Mahirap talaga kahit sanay ka na eh may mas mabaho pa
      
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Will Of Heart

March 11, 2016 at 1:48 pm

Hahaha tama… at kailan kaya balak ni kuya ayusin problema sa MRT?

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1. aysabaw
  
  March 11, 2016 at 5:36 pm
  
  Ibang kuya yang sinasabi nyo po. Wala ng pagasa yan hehe
  
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  1. Will Of Heart
    
    March 11, 2016 at 5:36 pm
    
    Hahaha I agree, hay naku ano na mangyayari sa bayan ni Juan
    
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    1. aysabaw
      
      March 11, 2016 at 5:38 pm
      
      Hihihi
      
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branenosekai

March 12, 2016 at 5:29 pm

Trip ko yung hininga part hahaha. Mas matindi yung ang bango bango mo kasi bagong ligo ka tapos yung papasok sa bus o tren… Ayyy naku po. Putok everywhere

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1. aysabaw
  
  March 12, 2016 at 5:32 pm
  
  Hahahahaha. Ayun nga lalo pag umagang umaga diba na fresh ka tapos ganyan
  
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  1. branenosekai
    
    March 13, 2016 at 1:31 am
    
    Di ko keri.. Feeling ko pati ako nangamoy haha
    
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Chia

March 18, 2016 at 5:32 pm

Natawa naman ako sa mga banat mo. Hahaha

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1. aysabaw
  
  March 18, 2016 at 10:02 pm
  
  😀
  
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Sony Fugaban

March 19, 2016 at 12:25 am

Sakit ng tiyan ko dito, Aysa. Aray…

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1. aysabaw
  
  March 19, 2016 at 12:27 am
  
  Hahaha alam na alam ng mga taga gitnang silangan yan
  
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  1. Sony Fugaban
    
    March 19, 2016 at 12:35 am
    
    oh yeah…naglipana din ang mga Halley Berry dito. Sabi dun sa pinapakinggan kong talk show sa radyo eh code name nila yan sa mga may halitosis…
    
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    1. aysabaw
      
      March 19, 2016 at 1:05 am
      
      ha ha ha.natawa ako sa Halley Berry 😀
      
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Diwata

March 24, 2016 at 1:46 pm

hahahaha ano pa kaya kung dito sa MRT naten ka sumakay…

kuya kuya dede ko yan – may mga nyakis kasi minsan

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1. aysabaw
  
  March 24, 2016 at 1:53 pm
  
  hahahahahhaha….di talaga ako sumasakay sa MRT pag umuuwi ako…katakot haha
  
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Kuya! Kuya! Part 2 | aysabaw

March 29, 2016 at 9:19 am

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Left Pencil

June 6, 2018 at 8:00 am

Relate. Wahaha. Ang cute po nito.

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1. aysabaw
  
  June 6, 2018 at 8:00 am
  
  😂😂😂😂
  
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